DMV - Dept of Morons at Work
- How long can you scratch your butt, really?
- Can you move from one desk to another at <3>
- Do you have acrylic nails and do you wear nail jewlery, are said nails a minimum of 3" in length?
- Can you read English?
- Do you know what state this is, you may chose from the list of 50.
- Can you scratch your butt again?
- Extra Credit - Can you find your butt? You can use both hands.
At the DMV in Wisconsin you need to stop at the information desk before you proceed to wait for a counter. You need to show all your stuff to the Service Representitive at the Information Desk so that they can give you a number. Then you may commence waiting. Also, the numbers are prefaced with an A, B, C (those being the first 3 letters of the English alphabet) and the next person called can be called from either cue to proceed to a random window. Do not try to figure it out, Boolean logic never heard of the DMV, which is fair, because no one there has heard of Boolean logic.
But I digress...
Daughter's biggest mistake was trying to slide by a form with an empty box. Empty box=bad. That was in the manual. So she did not get a number. Mom's biggest mistake was not checking Daughter's form before letting her exit the car. Anyway, we had a 70 minute wait for a computer to take the test on (there were 5 available computers, but they weren't Set up until finally when I said we were leaving, the Service Representative said "Oh, you ready now baby?" and pressed a button on the screen that said "Press here to start test" and then the machine was set up.
It took 7 minutes for her to take the test, then we, GOT A NUMBER to get in line. That took 10 minutes, then we got in line for her card, which has no picture on it. Then we got her card and left. Total time 2 hours.
The rule for the DMV is you may not leave until you are so frustrated, aggravated and annoyed and generally pissed off so that you want to hit someone, then you can go.
Now back to the Permit. Daughter can now get behind the wheel of a car and practice driving. Though not my car and I will not be driving with her anytime soon. I am permitted to send her with a driving teacher, who gets paid more than I make an hour, and probably deserves every penny. Also Bubbe has promised to take her driving, although she was 14 when Bubbe made the promise, we intend to hold her to it.
You all have been warned and are now permitted to get off the sidewalk.
Then when I get the mail today, it said my tank needs to pass emmission inspection. Like lemon on a paper cut.
Foot-note: The PT was with us the whole time and made very little fuss, considering a had a pound of bugles with us. Also, PT's dad is due to go to the DMV to get his DL renewed. Although he doesn't want to. I can't imagine why.